Interviewer: Tell me one of your strengths as a worker.
Me: I work very fast and make all of my deadlines.
Interviewer: OK, tell me one of your weaknesses.
Me: Filling an 8 hour day with 2 hours of work.
Interviewer: Huh. And why do you want to work for this company?
Me: I really did my research on this. You are part of a mega-conglomerate, making most money on investments so individual worker productivity isn’t as important as sucking up to the executives. Since the place is top-heavy, there’s plenty of people who call meetings just to look busy. I figure I can kill about 6 hours a day doing nothing for 2 years before anyone notices.
Interviewer: Wow. That’s quite an assessment. When can you start?