The Thing – Part 1

Client: OMG I need you to make this thing for me right away! It’s super important and I can’t live without it!
Me: Great, what’s your budget?
Client: Money isn’t an issue. I just need the thing right away!
Me: Great, the thing will cost $XXXX
Client:
Me: Did you still want the thing?
Client:
Me: Hallooooooo
Client: I guess I don’t need the thing.