(The Dark Side of The Thing)
Client: Why is the new upgrade of Thing so much more expensive?
Me: The makers of Thing took all the different versions of Thing and combined all the features into one Thing. Now you can do all sorts of cool new things with Thing that used to only be available in advanced Thing.
Client: So the makers of Thing know that I have to use Thing since I bought into Thing when it was cheap and simple, and they can sell me features I don’t need at a higher price because I still need Thing. Is that what you’re telling me?
Me: Not out loud.